Total Medals Earned: 1,215 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
You maliciously killed everyone.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/30 points)
View manufacturer information.
Enter the lab.
Learn something.
Screw around with the settings.
Screw around with the other settings.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/190 points)
He has his nose back!
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (25/365 points)
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Meet the bear
Visit Gisbee
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.